Will Work For Food

I wonder what happened to all of the hard working bums of America. There was a time when you could find someone willing to provide some sort of service or entertainment for food or money, like a dance or clean windshield. But nowadays they just sit around with signs... and despite what you may see on the internet, they're not all funny.

Also, could somebody tell me where the fuck they're getting all these GD Sharpies from???