I wish I could poop right now. But I can't. It's like all my poops are waiting for some big event. I imagine going to the bathroom and they all jump out yelling 'SURPRISE!'. Then I say something like 'I already knew you guys were in there', as I flush their disappointed faces down the toilet...
Or maybe I should just say 'thanx'... So as not to ruin all their hard work and preparation?
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