Day: Let me tell you what I see in this photo... I see a banana wearing a string of dead baby raspberries around his neck. A strawberry holding up the remains of a slain kiwi in a triumphant show of victory over his great, and powerful enemy. A peach offering a skinned mango as a sacrifice to the gods. And a cherry eating a watermelon and spitting his guts into the water... And apparently they are all doing this for the amusement and pleasure of the Lemonhead... who seems to be vacationing at Cannibal Fruit Island... and though he doesn't condone their actions, he throws his hands up as if to say "Hey, who am I to judge?"
Am I crazy, or do you see that too?
Mike: I think u had everythink right , execpt the Lemonhead...U see That is a representation of the Man he set up the whole fruit war!!!! And Y he get his own island huh???
Day: Truf! Fuck lemonhead. The fruit need to understand that even though they may all taste different, they are equally delicious in their own special ways. It's time they stop their petty squabbling. Band together as brothers of the tree, and end the sour tyranny of the lemonhead, who only seeks to divide and conquer all who are of a different peel than he!
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