Saturday, March 6, 2010

Trying Not To Stare

Dear Ladies of The Express Bus...

I just want you all to know that you fill my morning commute with so many wonderful sights and hormonal urges... If ever you see me biting my lip, or cursing the old man with the bad breath who is uncomfortably close and subsequently blocking me from any real contact with you, feel free to stop me once the ride is over... I'll gladly call in late to work for any one of you ;) ...

Sincerely,

The Guy Trying Not To Stare...
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Monday, March 1, 2010

Night Terrors (Knee Deep pt.2)

This is the continuation of a conversation I had with a man from CL, that I titled "Knee Deep In Beaver". You should go read that post first...

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Day 3rd Response:

Tim,

Yes I am still interested but let's get this straight, I'm not gay! What about that don't you understand? Your post said gay friendly, not gay. Unless you're willing to tuck your sack and throw on a dress, or sign up for hormone treatments and surgery, you and I have no chance. I may however be willing to share a bed nude with you. I don't move much but I have a slight case of sleep apnea and suffer from night terrors from time to time. If we sleep head to feet that would alleviate most of that. Do you have stinky feet? That would be a deal breaker. And I'm not gonna lie, when you say you don't care as long as my guest has a penis, I feel as if you're being prejudice. U want gay friendly, but you don't seem straight friendly. Please clarify. And 1 last thing, how much do you know about 'Megan's Law'? I'm not signing a lease or anything so we should be ok. And besides, I have several aliases, which is how I got this sweet boys troop leader gig. But I just want to be safe and on the up and up with you. I also dont want you to get weirded out if you walk into a situation with me and one of my troopers. We've gotten pretty close the last few months. Get back to me with those answers and if all is cool, maybe I can swing by tonight and check out the place. Also, is the hot plate a double burner? Just wanna know what I'm working with. Hope to hear from you soon. Thanks, Tim!

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Tim 5th Reply:

ok,I understand that you are not gay,and no i am not straight prejudice,And no i don't have stinky feet as i take a shower every night,as far as what do i know about Megans law what are you talking about?yes the hot plate is a double burner.Just to let you know every one else in this house is straight and they know i am gay and it has not been a problem,plus you do understand that this would be a very temp. situation?

I did not mean to piss you off,and hope you will come by and check out the place....Tim

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Tim 4th Response:

Megan's Law states that I must inform everyone in the area that I am a sex offender. No big deal since I will only be there a short while, and the boy in my troop won't talk. As far as the others in your house, would they be open to straight encounters in the home? Maybe if a brought a paid friend over and let them join? No worries if not. We can always pitch a tent out back. There is a backyard, right? I get off @ 11. I can stop by then. Looking forward to rooming with you, Tim!

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Tim 6th Reply:

As far as a paid friend being brought over i don't think that will work as my landlord does not know i am doing this and should he find out he will kick me out,this is why it would be a temp.situation and two of my landlord's sons live here,one in the basement and one in the room next to mine.hit me up when you get off work,so you can come over here....Tim

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Day 5th Response:

Sons?? Please tell me they're young and tasty. Not that anything would happen, but I'd love to catch a glimpse from time to time of their young supple boyhood. Maybe invite one of my young troopers over and we can all have a pillow fight sleepover. Please tell me you're into that. That would be so freaking sweet! Boys, cheap rent, and nudity. There must be a god! I can't wait!

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Tim 7th Reply:

The boys are men and very,very, straight,i can't figure you out!! on one hand you say you are straight but on the other hand you like tasty Boys? whats up with that dude? hit me up when you get off and i will give you my address...Tim

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Tim 8th Reply:

you can have your boys over as long as it does not,disrupt the house,in other words before you or your friends leave my room you must be fully clothed.or in a towel if you are headed for the shower,oh yeah we don't have much of a back yard here and you will see what i mean when you come over....Tim

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Day 6th Response:

What I'm into isn't considered gay. Not at their age. It's just experimentation. Carlos is 13 and I have another trooper Bobby who just turned 14. They and I would be very offended if you lumped us into the same category as you. No offense, but that's just not our thing. Send me your number and I will call you when I get off. See you soon!

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Tim 9th Reply:

My number is 4**-6**-7***...just wondering,do you know where Bootlegger's is? on S**** st.I was planing to go over there for their cheap domestic bottles that are only $1.25 till 12 am,would you like to meet me there? and i can bring you over to the house when we are done drinking...Tim

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