The other day I was walking down the street when I passed by a family on a sunny afternoon stroll. The two parents looked normal enough, but then I saw their 5 year old son (estimate) pulling up on a tricycle with a special seat, seat belt and helmet on... I'm not sure if the helmet EVER comes off of that kid... I mean, how in the hell are you supposed to get hurt on a TRIcycle? They're idiot proof, right? I mean, to tip over or fall off of one would defy the laws of physics. To tip over, that low to the ground, and obtain a head injury is even more of a scientific impracticality...
I so badly wanted to go kick him over and look at the parents like, "What? That's what you expected, right?". Then walk away smiling as if I had just done the universe a big favor...
Monday, June 7, 2010
Saturday, June 5, 2010
Carbonated Beverages
After reading a post, a friend of mine turned to me and asked what it was like in my head... I thought for a moment, and all I could picture was sunshine, and a bunch of empty pop cans...
Not sure what that means... but it sounds about right ;)
Not sure what that means... but it sounds about right ;)
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Thursday, June 3, 2010
Local Game (Knee Deep pt.3)
**Before reading, you should first read**
Knee Deep
http://www.daybracey.com/2010/02/knee-deep-in-beaver.html
And also
Night Terrors
http://www.daybracey.com/2010/03/night-terrors-knee-deep-pt2.html
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Original Post...
$150 Bi-male needs male roomate now!! (South Oakland)
Older Bi- male is looking for a younger college age male to share my very large room with here in South Oakland..You pay
only $150.00 monthly all inclusive,plus free wireless internet and basic cable...I am naked while i am in my room so you would have to be ok with that...hit me up with a face picture and some info about you if you are interested...tim
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Day, 1st response:
Hi,
Saw the ad on CL and am very interested. I'm a California transplant, taking courses at CMU. I deliver pizza on the east side but it's not paying the rent.
Your ad struck me because I have a nudist history.. My parents were nudist so i'm very comfy with nudity. As a child, my mom would beat me senseless for wearing any type of clothing around the house. She said they were the rags of dead animals, and cotton picking slaves. My dad was a more relaxed nudist and would permit me to at least wear the sheets around the house when mother was not around. We were a happy family despite all of this.
So as you can see, I'm not doing this just for cheap rent. I just want a piece of home away from home. A few questions. Why are you a nudist? Are there religious ties associated with your nudity? How long have you been free of debris (as my mom would say. lol)? Let me know the length of stay and any utilities and maybe we can meet up to see the place. Thanks.
-Kyle
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Tim 1st reply:
My brother is also a nudist,so it is in my family too.
I just like to be comfortable and don't like it when my penis is restricted,how old are you kyle? and are you really interested,if so you can move in tomorrow!!!..Tim
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Tim 2nd reply (next day):
So whats up? you still interested?...Tim
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Day 2nd response:
Hey Tim,
Sorry about that. The President is in town and things are pretty crazy on campus. I'm still interested in the place. I did not want to meet you last night. That was a little too soon. I mean, I'm a nudist not a liberal. lol.
I have a few questions about the place. First, are there any black people living within the house. My mother's constant rants about slave rags have left an impression on me and I can't stand to be around them. Besides, they smell like chicken grease and malt liquor. Secondly, you say you are bi, would you maybe be interested in a threesome with myself and my gf? She's a bbw. About 5'5", 325lbs. very pretty face and eager to please. I wont take offense if you are not into that, just thought I'd throw it out there. But if you are interested, after the deed is done, she likes to go downstairs and fix a meal fit for a king. So you'd be getting hot sex and a hot meal. Who can resist that, eh?
Also, you said your brother was a nudist. Is it a family thing with you as well? Are your parents nudist? When did you decide you were going to be as God intended? I'm sorry for so many questions, I just want to know who I may potentially be moving in with.
A little more about me. I'm 21 and studying tribal arts. I'm currently doing research on the Zambiki tribe of Mozambique. Ugly little fuckers, but their culture is fascinating. They have a technique for removing the genitals of a man, and replacing them with that of their sacred animal, the African Boar. It says it gives them the stamina and courage of 1000 men and keeps them young forever beyond the grave. In my free time I like to hunt, drink, and workout whenever I can. I'm proud to say I've been off the juice (roids) for about 3 years now. No more crazy outbursts or jail time for me. I've found strength through God.
I hope this isn't too much. I just want us to have a very clear understanding of each other and our backgrounds before we go any further. I hope you are not one to judge. I also hope the room is still available. If so, maybe we can chat a little more and meet up tomorrow. I can't wait to hear from you.
-Kyle
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Tim 4th reply:
Ok kyle,first of all it is a no about your girl friend,and second there are black people here.the guy across from
me is black..if this does not work for you i understand.I would love however to give you the best blow job you have ever had when can we meet....Tim
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Tim 5th Reply:
Kyle,
my brother is the only person in my family who is a nudist..I need to know now weather or not you would like to come check the place out and move in,,there are other people who are interested and want to move now.
so please get back to me ASAP or i will go on to the next person....Tim
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Tim 6th Reply:
Ok,guess you are no longer interested so i am going on to the next in line.Good luck in your search for a roomate...Tim
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Day 3rd Response:
Tim,
I'm sorry. I've been at work and school all day. I haven't checked my email all day. I was going to this afternoon but my girl and I had a quicky with this guy begging for change in Oakland. It was freaking sweet!
I'm sorry to hear that the place is no longer available. If for some reason the next person falls through, let me know. I'm off all day tomorrow, so I can come see the place mid afternoon. I would need to know if my gf could stay over at times. She's big but I sleep on top of her so the two of us would only be like 1 and half really. I would also like to know if I could store some of my catches there after a long day of hunting. Nothing big, I like to live off of local game like pigeons and stray cats. I clean them out very thoroughly and they never leave a smell. My girlfriend makes a mean pigeon cordon bleu. Even if this doesn't work out, maybe we could come by and bring you a couple of bites. Maybe a little corn whiskey to follow and see where the night takes us. You up for that?
I hope to hear from you soon, even if the place isn't available. You seem like a really good person and I'd love to sit around naked with you someday eating some of the best cat Pittsburgh has to offer, and enjoying the best God given gift on this planet... The human body.
Cheers, Mate!
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Tim 7th Reply:
And i thought i wes sick!!! but you take the cake,no we would not work out as roomates sorry...Tim
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Day 4th Response:
I guess you're just like the rest. That was very hurtful and I didn't deserve that. I may be different, but I'm not SICK! I'll let Karma handle you, buddy.
Good day!
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Tim 8th Reply:
Anyone who would kill a poor defenseless cat is sick in my book.
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HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHa... What book is that, Tim?
Thank you all for stopping by!
Knee Deep
http://www.daybracey.com/2010/02/knee-deep-in-beaver.html
And also
Night Terrors
http://www.daybracey.com/2010/03/night-terrors-knee-deep-pt2.html
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Original Post...
$150 Bi-male needs male roomate now!! (South Oakland)
Older Bi- male is looking for a younger college age male to share my very large room with here in South Oakland..You pay
only $150.00 monthly all inclusive,plus free wireless internet and basic cable...I am naked while i am in my room so you would have to be ok with that...hit me up with a face picture and some info about you if you are interested...tim
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Day, 1st response:
Hi,
Saw the ad on CL and am very interested. I'm a California transplant, taking courses at CMU. I deliver pizza on the east side but it's not paying the rent.
Your ad struck me because I have a nudist history.. My parents were nudist so i'm very comfy with nudity. As a child, my mom would beat me senseless for wearing any type of clothing around the house. She said they were the rags of dead animals, and cotton picking slaves. My dad was a more relaxed nudist and would permit me to at least wear the sheets around the house when mother was not around. We were a happy family despite all of this.
So as you can see, I'm not doing this just for cheap rent. I just want a piece of home away from home. A few questions. Why are you a nudist? Are there religious ties associated with your nudity? How long have you been free of debris (as my mom would say. lol)? Let me know the length of stay and any utilities and maybe we can meet up to see the place. Thanks.
-Kyle
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Tim 1st reply:
My brother is also a nudist,so it is in my family too.
I just like to be comfortable and don't like it when my penis is restricted,how old are you kyle? and are you really interested,if so you can move in tomorrow!!!..Tim
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Tim 2nd reply (next day):
So whats up? you still interested?...Tim
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Day 2nd response:
Hey Tim,
Sorry about that. The President is in town and things are pretty crazy on campus. I'm still interested in the place. I did not want to meet you last night. That was a little too soon. I mean, I'm a nudist not a liberal. lol.
I have a few questions about the place. First, are there any black people living within the house. My mother's constant rants about slave rags have left an impression on me and I can't stand to be around them. Besides, they smell like chicken grease and malt liquor. Secondly, you say you are bi, would you maybe be interested in a threesome with myself and my gf? She's a bbw. About 5'5", 325lbs. very pretty face and eager to please. I wont take offense if you are not into that, just thought I'd throw it out there. But if you are interested, after the deed is done, she likes to go downstairs and fix a meal fit for a king. So you'd be getting hot sex and a hot meal. Who can resist that, eh?
Also, you said your brother was a nudist. Is it a family thing with you as well? Are your parents nudist? When did you decide you were going to be as God intended? I'm sorry for so many questions, I just want to know who I may potentially be moving in with.
A little more about me. I'm 21 and studying tribal arts. I'm currently doing research on the Zambiki tribe of Mozambique. Ugly little fuckers, but their culture is fascinating. They have a technique for removing the genitals of a man, and replacing them with that of their sacred animal, the African Boar. It says it gives them the stamina and courage of 1000 men and keeps them young forever beyond the grave. In my free time I like to hunt, drink, and workout whenever I can. I'm proud to say I've been off the juice (roids) for about 3 years now. No more crazy outbursts or jail time for me. I've found strength through God.
I hope this isn't too much. I just want us to have a very clear understanding of each other and our backgrounds before we go any further. I hope you are not one to judge. I also hope the room is still available. If so, maybe we can chat a little more and meet up tomorrow. I can't wait to hear from you.
-Kyle
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Tim 4th reply:
Ok kyle,first of all it is a no about your girl friend,and second there are black people here.the guy across from
me is black..if this does not work for you i understand.I would love however to give you the best blow job you have ever had when can we meet....Tim
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Tim 5th Reply:
Kyle,
my brother is the only person in my family who is a nudist..I need to know now weather or not you would like to come check the place out and move in,,there are other people who are interested and want to move now.
so please get back to me ASAP or i will go on to the next person....Tim
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Tim 6th Reply:
Ok,guess you are no longer interested so i am going on to the next in line.Good luck in your search for a roomate...Tim
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Day 3rd Response:
Tim,
I'm sorry. I've been at work and school all day. I haven't checked my email all day. I was going to this afternoon but my girl and I had a quicky with this guy begging for change in Oakland. It was freaking sweet!
I'm sorry to hear that the place is no longer available. If for some reason the next person falls through, let me know. I'm off all day tomorrow, so I can come see the place mid afternoon. I would need to know if my gf could stay over at times. She's big but I sleep on top of her so the two of us would only be like 1 and half really. I would also like to know if I could store some of my catches there after a long day of hunting. Nothing big, I like to live off of local game like pigeons and stray cats. I clean them out very thoroughly and they never leave a smell. My girlfriend makes a mean pigeon cordon bleu. Even if this doesn't work out, maybe we could come by and bring you a couple of bites. Maybe a little corn whiskey to follow and see where the night takes us. You up for that?
I hope to hear from you soon, even if the place isn't available. You seem like a really good person and I'd love to sit around naked with you someday eating some of the best cat Pittsburgh has to offer, and enjoying the best God given gift on this planet... The human body.
Cheers, Mate!
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Tim 7th Reply:
And i thought i wes sick!!! but you take the cake,no we would not work out as roomates sorry...Tim
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Day 4th Response:
I guess you're just like the rest. That was very hurtful and I didn't deserve that. I may be different, but I'm not SICK! I'll let Karma handle you, buddy.
Good day!
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Tim 8th Reply:
Anyone who would kill a poor defenseless cat is sick in my book.
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HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHa... What book is that, Tim?
Thank you all for stopping by!
Monday, April 26, 2010
For Show
I wonder how many people only wash their hands when other people are in the bathroom with them. I mean, I do it... but I'm always looking at the other guy and thinking... 'I betcha his nasty ass is only doing it cuz I'm here too'.
I admire the guy who zips up, walks over to the sink only for a glimpse at the mirror, and walks right out the bathroom and back to work... Leaving me wet handed and mad... That takes nuts. And I dnt mean the kind he'll be sharing with each and every hand shake.
I admire the guy who zips up, walks over to the sink only for a glimpse at the mirror, and walks right out the bathroom and back to work... Leaving me wet handed and mad... That takes nuts. And I dnt mean the kind he'll be sharing with each and every hand shake.
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Jesus Saves
This is the bus stop I stand at every night after work. Every so often I notice new tags around it encouraging people to follow the god of Abraham, or give their lives to Jesus... Today I realized I wasn't the only one paying attention...
Easter Candy
Day: Let me tell you what I see in this photo... I see a banana wearing a string of dead baby raspberries around his neck. A strawberry holding up the remains of a slain kiwi in a triumphant show of victory over his great, and powerful enemy. A peach offering a skinned mango as a sacrifice to the gods. And a cherry eating a watermelon and spitting his guts into the water... And apparently they are all doing this for the amusement and pleasure of the Lemonhead... who seems to be vacationing at Cannibal Fruit Island... and though he doesn't condone their actions, he throws his hands up as if to say "Hey, who am I to judge?"
Am I crazy, or do you see that too?
Mike: I think u had everythink right , execpt the Lemonhead...U see That is a representation of the Man he set up the whole fruit war!!!! And Y he get his own island huh???
Day: Truf! Fuck lemonhead. The fruit need to understand that even though they may all taste different, they are equally delicious in their own special ways. It's time they stop their petty squabbling. Band together as brothers of the tree, and end the sour tyranny of the lemonhead, who only seeks to divide and conquer all who are of a different peel than he!
Mike: THIS MITE BE THE FUNNIEST THREAD EVER ON FACEBOOK!!!!
Waiting
I wish I could poop right now. But I can't. It's like all my poops are waiting for some big event. I imagine going to the bathroom and they all jump out yelling 'SURPRISE!'. Then I say something like 'I already knew you guys were in there', as I flush their disappointed faces down the toilet...
Or maybe I should just say 'thanx'... So as not to ruin all their hard work and preparation?
Or maybe I should just say 'thanx'... So as not to ruin all their hard work and preparation?
Monday, April 12, 2010
Survival of The Fittest
For the last two weeks I've noticed a billboard on my way to work, sponsored by some random train company, depicting a man crossing the railroad tracks with his headphones blaring, oblivious of the train bearing down on him from behind. The tag line states something like, 'Never a safe shortcut'. And you wonder why they would spend money on such a ridiculous and seemingly common sense message... Then it hits you. It's the same reason our coffee cups say 'caution, hot'... Someone somewhere must have been hit by a train. And I would imagine that they found a shattered ipod amongst the human leggo puzzle...
Ok. If you get hit by a train because you were too dumb to see, hear, or feel it coming, you know what they call that? Natural selection. All in all, its a good thing. Unless you have children, of course. Cuz then there are potentially more people walking around with your idiot DNA. DNA that I'm sure we'll have to clean up off the tracks someday as well.
We should change the tag line of that billboard...
Trains... Strengthening the gene pool one idiot at a time...
Ok. If you get hit by a train because you were too dumb to see, hear, or feel it coming, you know what they call that? Natural selection. All in all, its a good thing. Unless you have children, of course. Cuz then there are potentially more people walking around with your idiot DNA. DNA that I'm sure we'll have to clean up off the tracks someday as well.
We should change the tag line of that billboard...
Trains... Strengthening the gene pool one idiot at a time...
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Minimalist
I walked into the store thirsty as hell, today... drank half the bottle while waiting in line... noticed a $5 minimum charge on debit cards just before I got to the register... put the bottle back in the fridge and walked out... They accepted my $1 charge at Rite Aid...
Monday, April 5, 2010
The Snack Aisle
I think they should make the snack aisles very narrow... So that the people who ain't supposed to be there can't fit...
Plus skinny people such as myself could make a quick profit... I'll go in and get anything you want for a couple of dollars... and a Twinkie
Plus skinny people such as myself could make a quick profit... I'll go in and get anything you want for a couple of dollars... and a Twinkie
Will Work For Food
I wonder what happened to all of the hard working bums of America. There was a time when you could find someone willing to provide some sort of service or entertainment for food or money, like a dance or clean windshield. But nowadays they just sit around with signs... and despite what you may see on the internet, they're not all funny.
Also, could somebody tell me where the fuck they're getting all these GD Sharpies from???
Also, could somebody tell me where the fuck they're getting all these GD Sharpies from???
Saturday, March 6, 2010
Trying Not To Stare
Dear Ladies of The Express Bus...
I just want you all to know that you fill my morning commute with so many wonderful sights and hormonal urges... If ever you see me biting my lip, or cursing the old man with the bad breath who is uncomfortably close and subsequently blocking me from any real contact with you, feel free to stop me once the ride is over... I'll gladly call in late to work for any one of you ;) ...
Sincerely,
The Guy Trying Not To Stare...
I just want you all to know that you fill my morning commute with so many wonderful sights and hormonal urges... If ever you see me biting my lip, or cursing the old man with the bad breath who is uncomfortably close and subsequently blocking me from any real contact with you, feel free to stop me once the ride is over... I'll gladly call in late to work for any one of you ;) ...
Sincerely,
The Guy Trying Not To Stare...
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Monday, March 1, 2010
Night Terrors (Knee Deep pt.2)
This is the continuation of a conversation I had with a man from CL, that I titled "Knee Deep In Beaver". You should go read that post first...
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Day 3rd Response:Tim,
Yes I am still interested but let's get this straight, I'm not gay! What about that don't you understand? Your post said gay friendly, not gay. Unless you're willing to tuck your sack and throw on a dress, or sign up for hormone treatments and surgery, you and I have no chance. I may however be willing to share a bed nude with you. I don't move much but I have a slight case of sleep apnea and suffer from night terrors from time to time. If we sleep head to feet that would alleviate most of that. Do you have stinky feet? That would be a deal breaker. And I'm not gonna lie, when you say you don't care as long as my guest has a penis, I feel as if you're being prejudice. U want gay friendly, but you don't seem straight friendly. Please clarify. And 1 last thing, how much do you know about 'Megan's Law'? I'm not signing a lease or anything so we should be ok. And besides, I have several aliases, which is how I got this sweet boys troop leader gig. But I just want to be safe and on the up and up with you. I also dont want you to get weirded out if you walk into a situation with me and one of my troopers. We've gotten pretty close the last few months. Get back to me with those answers and if all is cool, maybe I can swing by tonight and check out the place. Also, is the hot plate a double burner? Just wanna know what I'm working with. Hope to hear from you soon. Thanks, Tim!
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Tim 5th Reply:
ok,I understand that you are not gay,and no i am not straight prejudice,And no i don't have stinky feet as i take a shower every night,as far as what do i know about Megans law what are you talking about?yes the hot plate is a double burner.Just to let you know every one else in this house is straight and they know i am gay and it has not been a problem,plus you do understand that this would be a very temp. situation?
I did not mean to piss you off,and hope you will come by and check out the place....Tim
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Tim 4th Response:
Megan's Law states that I must inform everyone in the area that I am a sex offender. No big deal since I will only be there a short while, and the boy in my troop won't talk. As far as the others in your house, would they be open to straight encounters in the home? Maybe if a brought a paid friend over and let them join? No worries if not. We can always pitch a tent out back. There is a backyard, right? I get off @ 11. I can stop by then. Looking forward to rooming with you, Tim!
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Tim 6th Reply:
As far as a paid friend being brought over i don't think that will work as my landlord does not know i am doing this and should he find out he will kick me out,this is why it would be a temp.situation and two of my landlord's sons live here,one in the basement and one in the room next to mine.hit me up when you get off work,so you can come over here....Tim
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Day 5th Response:
Sons?? Please tell me they're young and tasty. Not that anything would happen, but I'd love to catch a glimpse from time to time of their young supple boyhood. Maybe invite one of my young troopers over and we can all have a pillow fight sleepover. Please tell me you're into that. That would be so freaking sweet! Boys, cheap rent, and nudity. There must be a god! I can't wait!
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Tim 7th Reply:
The boys are men and very,very, straight,i can't figure you out!! on one hand you say you are straight but on the other hand you like tasty Boys? whats up with that dude? hit me up when you get off and i will give you my address...Tim
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Tim 8th Reply:
you can have your boys over as long as it does not,disrupt the house,in other words before you or your friends leave my room you must be fully clothed.or in a towel if you are headed for the shower,oh yeah we don't have much of a back yard here and you will see what i mean when you come over....Tim
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Day 6th Response:
What I'm into isn't considered gay. Not at their age. It's just experimentation. Carlos is 13 and I have another trooper Bobby who just turned 14. They and I would be very offended if you lumped us into the same category as you. No offense, but that's just not our thing. Send me your number and I will call you when I get off. See you soon!
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Tim 9th Reply:
My number is 4**-6**-7***...just wondering,do you know where Bootlegger's is? on S**** st.I was planing to go over there for their cheap domestic bottles that are only $1.25 till 12 am,would you like to meet me there? and i can bring you over to the house when we are done drinking...Tim
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What more can I say other than...
Thanks for stopping by, folks
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Knee Deep In Beaver
While searching for a new apartment on CL, I came across an interesting post. After some encouragement from my friends, I responded using a pic of a random white guy I found on Google (I actually typed 'white male' in the search). His name is Tim and you can Facebook him if you'd like (patrickorork45@live.com). I'm sure he's eager to make new friends...
The following is our exchange...
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Original Post:
$100 gay friendly male needed!!
white male nudist needs a gay friendly white male to share my small room with me,I am naked when i am in my room and would require my roomate to do the same,please be in shape and like to be naked with another guy....You will get use of HD tv with extended cable and use of my lap top for internet use,access to small fridge,and double burner hot plate in room and microwave right out side my door..there is no kitchen!! for your 100.00 a month i will give you a spot on the floor of my room...Hit me back with a face picture and phone number if you are interested,,,,please be under 32
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Day:
Pat,
My name is Landon and I saw your ad on CL for the room in South ****. I just have a few questions but first let me tell you about myself. I'm 26yrs old. 5'11", 215lbs. I enjoy the outdoors, hiking, kayaking, horseback riding and the smell of campfires. I don't consider myself gay, but I have had a few experiences that I won't go into in the first email. I'm a student @ [University] and am moving within the next few weeks. I don't come from the richest family, and the extra money I do have I prefer to spend on my hobbies and habits, if you know what I mean, which makes the arrangement you've described sound like a good one.
So when is the room available? Do you provide meals at all? Would I be able to use the bed when you weren't in it? Are you single? Would there be anyone else ever over? Could I invite other people over? Not that it would be often, but maybe to pop in and out. How often would I HAVE to be naked? I do like clothes at times.
Please reply with that info and maybe we can arrange to meet. Looking forward to rooming with you.
Ciao
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Tim:
could we meet tonight? and no i seldom have people over,and yes you can have people over as long as you are not fucking girls in my room..the room is open now,and i would like it if you were at least in your boxers when in my room,but agree to be naked for at least the first three days you are here.do you have a better pic,i can hardly see that one.let me know if we can meet tonight...Tim
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Tim: 2nd reply (1 hour later)
so i guess you are no longer interested?
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Day: 2nd Response
Tim,
Sorry for calling you Pat. I was going by the email addy. Yes I am still interested, dude. I was just out last night skinning beavers... ha ha... No, literally though. I lead a boys troop and we were knee deep in beaver last night. lots of cool things you can do with those critters. Hope you're not some PETA freak about it. It's what I do.
Anyway, I'm out camping and writing this from my phone. It's amazing I still have service out here. I won't be back in town until Monday. This is the only other pic I have on my phone. I do have a few more questions about the room. First, how long did you want this arrangement to last? Have you ever had such an arrangement in the past? How did that work out and why did it end? Just curious. As far as sex with girls, does that include trans-gendered individuals? Again, I am not gay but I do have my kinks. Maybe a pre-op tranny, or cross dresser. Will this arrangement be discrete? I'm not totally comfortable with the world knowing about this situation. And you never answered the question about providing food.
If you can answer these questions in entirety and maybe send a pic of yourself, I would greatly appreciate it. Especially since I'm feeling a little exposed right now. I've given you so much info about myself and have sent you two pics already. If this is someone's idea of a joke then you can go fuck yourself right now. And if not, I apologize.
Ok, I have to get back to my boys. Hope to hear from you soon. Ciao!
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Tim 3rd Reply:
Landon,
First of all i can barely feed myself so you would have to provide your own food..But if i have lunch meat and you want a sandwich that would be fine..
and cross dressers would be fine,as long as they have a penis it's all good,and judging from what you have already told me,you would let another guy suck your dick?I am not saying it has to happen,but i do have expert oral skills..I have had a situation like this one time before and it only lasted a week because the guy was a loser.The pic i have included is an old one and i look better in person then i do in the pic..
You can stay here on a temp. basis until you can get back on your own two feet and find a place of your own.
I am 47 140lbs with a bald head and blue eyes.I am on disability and live on a monthly check,I am mostly a home body and don't leave the house for very long,I do go out and have a few drinks on Friday and Saturday nights.as far as you gettig my bed when i am not in it that is fine with me.It is a single bed and we could both squeeze in it if you don't move around alot in your sleep. and this would be a discrete situation and no one will know about anything that might happen should you move in.I hope this answers your questions.and also hope you will give this a try and if you find you don't like it then you would be free to leave with no questions asked.Let me know if you would like to come check out the house when you get back in town on Monday....Tim
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Tim 4th Reply:
so i guess you are no longer interested?
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Haha. This was the point in which I thought I had run out of sick things to say to this guy... My friends later convinced me to dig even deeper into my twisted psyche...
To be continued in... Night Terrors
$100 gay friendly male needed!!
white male nudist needs a gay friendly white male to share my small room with me,I am naked when i am in my room and would require my roomate to do the same,please be in shape and like to be naked with another guy....You will get use of HD tv with extended cable and use of my lap top for internet use,access to small fridge,and double burner hot plate in room and microwave right out side my door..there is no kitchen!! for your 100.00 a month i will give you a spot on the floor of my room...Hit me back with a face picture and phone number if you are interested,,,,please be under 32
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Day:
Pat,
My name is Landon and I saw your ad on CL for the room in South ****. I just have a few questions but first let me tell you about myself. I'm 26yrs old. 5'11", 215lbs. I enjoy the outdoors, hiking, kayaking, horseback riding and the smell of campfires. I don't consider myself gay, but I have had a few experiences that I won't go into in the first email. I'm a student @ [University] and am moving within the next few weeks. I don't come from the richest family, and the extra money I do have I prefer to spend on my hobbies and habits, if you know what I mean, which makes the arrangement you've described sound like a good one.
So when is the room available? Do you provide meals at all? Would I be able to use the bed when you weren't in it? Are you single? Would there be anyone else ever over? Could I invite other people over? Not that it would be often, but maybe to pop in and out. How often would I HAVE to be naked? I do like clothes at times.
Please reply with that info and maybe we can arrange to meet. Looking forward to rooming with you.
Ciao
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Tim:
could we meet tonight? and no i seldom have people over,and yes you can have people over as long as you are not fucking girls in my room..the room is open now,and i would like it if you were at least in your boxers when in my room,but agree to be naked for at least the first three days you are here.do you have a better pic,i can hardly see that one.let me know if we can meet tonight...Tim
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Tim: 2nd reply (1 hour later)
so i guess you are no longer interested?
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Day: 2nd Response
Tim,
Sorry for calling you Pat. I was going by the email addy. Yes I am still interested, dude. I was just out last night skinning beavers... ha ha... No, literally though. I lead a boys troop and we were knee deep in beaver last night. lots of cool things you can do with those critters. Hope you're not some PETA freak about it. It's what I do.
Anyway, I'm out camping and writing this from my phone. It's amazing I still have service out here. I won't be back in town until Monday. This is the only other pic I have on my phone. I do have a few more questions about the room. First, how long did you want this arrangement to last? Have you ever had such an arrangement in the past? How did that work out and why did it end? Just curious. As far as sex with girls, does that include trans-gendered individuals? Again, I am not gay but I do have my kinks. Maybe a pre-op tranny, or cross dresser. Will this arrangement be discrete? I'm not totally comfortable with the world knowing about this situation. And you never answered the question about providing food.
If you can answer these questions in entirety and maybe send a pic of yourself, I would greatly appreciate it. Especially since I'm feeling a little exposed right now. I've given you so much info about myself and have sent you two pics already. If this is someone's idea of a joke then you can go fuck yourself right now. And if not, I apologize.
Ok, I have to get back to my boys. Hope to hear from you soon. Ciao!
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Tim 3rd Reply:
Landon,
First of all i can barely feed myself so you would have to provide your own food..But if i have lunch meat and you want a sandwich that would be fine..
and cross dressers would be fine,as long as they have a penis it's all good,and judging from what you have already told me,you would let another guy suck your dick?I am not saying it has to happen,but i do have expert oral skills..I have had a situation like this one time before and it only lasted a week because the guy was a loser.The pic i have included is an old one and i look better in person then i do in the pic..
You can stay here on a temp. basis until you can get back on your own two feet and find a place of your own.
I am 47 140lbs with a bald head and blue eyes.I am on disability and live on a monthly check,I am mostly a home body and don't leave the house for very long,I do go out and have a few drinks on Friday and Saturday nights.as far as you gettig my bed when i am not in it that is fine with me.It is a single bed and we could both squeeze in it if you don't move around alot in your sleep. and this would be a discrete situation and no one will know about anything that might happen should you move in.I hope this answers your questions.and also hope you will give this a try and if you find you don't like it then you would be free to leave with no questions asked.Let me know if you would like to come check out the house when you get back in town on Monday....Tim
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Tim 4th Reply:
so i guess you are no longer interested?
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Haha. This was the point in which I thought I had run out of sick things to say to this guy... My friends later convinced me to dig even deeper into my twisted psyche...
To be continued in... Night Terrors
Friday, February 26, 2010
booths
If you're walking around in 3inches of snow with a tan that would make a black man jealous, you may be trying too hard. Listen up, kiddos... you've got plenty of time to develop cancer. Don't rush it... and definitely don't buy unlimited monthly sessions of it during the winter months... no matter how much free lotion they give you...
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Free Snow Cones
Today on my snowy trek to work I walked past the local crack house. Usually I have nothing but bad things to say about that place, but today was a little different. On the side of the house I saw a trail of lemon snow cones that no one seemed to be concerned about. So I cautiously walked over, grabbed a handful and enjoyed my free treat on the rest of my journey. They tasted a little funny but hey, I can't complain. You get what you pay for right?
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Bluetooth
Don't you hate it when it looks like sum1's talking to themselves... then u be like 'oh that's just they bluetooth'... then they turn they head and aint NOTHING IN THEY EARS????
Now you gotta keep all ya senses sharp just in case some shit pop off... and dnt make eye contact, cuz that might push them ALL the way over the edge... just scan the bus and glance... like, 'naw i aint looking at u bitch, i'm just lookin at everything... over and over again...
Now you gotta keep all ya senses sharp just in case some shit pop off... and dnt make eye contact, cuz that might push them ALL the way over the edge... just scan the bus and glance... like, 'naw i aint looking at u bitch, i'm just lookin at everything... over and over again...
Trail Blazer
To hell with you, Snow. You're not going to tell me where I can and can't walk. To hell with your pathways and designated cross walks. I blaze my own trail. I take the road less traveled. And if that means getting a little of you in my shoe, and having a soggy sock all day, then fine. Cuz NOBODY tells Day Bracey where to walk. Not even you, Snow!
2nd Hand Breathing
I hate the bus stop in the winter. It's not because I can feel the bitter chill slowly drain the life from my extremities, or that I have to dodge the occasional low flying penguin (Pittsburgh winters tend to cause mild hallucinations). It's all the 2nd hand breathing. You know, when you can see someone's frozen breath smack you in the face with the faint smell of gingivitis? It's an odd phenomenon because people breathe in your face all year long, but it's only during the winter that you're forced to watch the offense slowly and repeatedly occur...
Bush League
Dear Ladies,
Please take your bushes back to whatever 70's porno you got them from. It's 2010. We rid the White House of Bush and it's high time you did the same for your pants.
Sincerely,
The Men Who Won't Go Near Them
Please take your bushes back to whatever 70's porno you got them from. It's 2010. We rid the White House of Bush and it's high time you did the same for your pants.
Sincerely,
The Men Who Won't Go Near Them
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